Bully For Christopher/Transcript

[scene opens to Julie and Christopher walking as she suddenly punches him twelve times on his arm up and down]

Christopher: yep! that's it I'm gone sayonara sucker!

Julie: oh you little dweeb get back here!

[the scene changes to the RV just as Christopher is seen running inside with bruises and blisters and scars from her]

[Jessica and Jolie walk in and see him damaged as they run toward him in worry]

Jolie: what happened to you?!

Christopher: Julie kicked my ass again!

[Greg is seen walking in and sees him damaged as he decides to call his girlfriend Heather Fischer]

Heather Fischer: I'm here so where's the victim?

Christopher: that victim is me.

Heather Fischer: oh you poor thing I'll kick her ass while she's not expecting it.