Christmas Caper/Transcript

[scene opens to the house where Robin tells Christopher about seeing his cousins including Kelsey and Tammy from Nashville as Jana and Janice get confused]

Robin: well sweetie your cousins will be here for the party including Kelsey and Tammy.

Jana and Janice: WHO'S KELSEY?!

Robin: one of his cousins.

Jana: oh will we get to meet her?

Robin: well...

Christopher: yeah but wait. won't your old boyfriends Troy and Ronald be here too?!

Janice: Jana why haven't you uninvited them he could get killed by them!

Robin: i just uninvited them for you seeing as how my son is my pride and joy and i love him more than the moon and the stars.

Christopher: who knows i might perform too but it all depends.

Janice: please?

Christopher: all right I also bought gifts for you both and the team including my mom.

Robin: you didn't have to.

Christopher: it's better to give than receive am I right?

Robin: in that case I bought you this new gift I got in the music store.

Robin: open it.

Christopher: it's a new acoustic guitar?

Robin: yeah I know how many guitars were broken by Steven in the past.

Christopher: thanks mom.

Robin: yeah of course.